Where can i go 4 a Porsche Cayenne Brochure

Um, why do not you try a Porsche dealer.

l would go to the nearest Porsche Dealer.

Dealer or online.

l just go to the dealer.and act like this.
Dealer: Hello young Scholar.
You: Hello Dealer.
Dealer: How can l assist u today?.
You: l need some paper.
Dealer: Kinkos is down the street.
You: no.you know paper.
Dealer: Sir we do not do drugs here.
You: no u moron. l need a Brochure.
Dealer: Oh right.*nudges you*.that paper.
You: so.
Dealer: come to my office.
You: ok.*follow dealer*.
*you both arrive in the office*
Dealer: So sir whats ur name.
You: Hello l am _____.
Dealer: Hello l am gay.
*awkward silence*
You: Uh.can l have my paper.
Dealer: Of course.
*pulls out brochure*
*staples business card to it*
*hands it to you*
Dealer: if u need to talk, l stay up late.
You: ok.
*you leave as fast as u can with out being rude*
The End.

ROFL.
l totally agree with the one above me. x]