please help :(

Then get a better job, or win the lottery.

Why do not you check out the small business section. Apparently everyone is making thousands from home for little or no work. Please report back and let us know how that works out for you.

l need help myself,and it is Porsche

pull a slip and fall job in wall-mart

porchse?

hmmm l suggest you get a job, buy a few properties and sell them on, hey presto you have enough to buy a 911 gt4 turbo

Consider alternatives. Porsches are not the be all to end all. And in my opinion they are not that great. Well made yes, but.

You do not deserve a 911, or any Porsche for that matter, if you can not even spell Porsche right. Go buy a used Malibu or something equally crappy.

Me 2. Let me know if someone gives you more money than you needed.

Making money is no secret magic spell. There r already a few obvious ways to do it.

Stocks, Real Estate, opening a new business results in nothing but making money it is pretty obvious. It is not like people go into real estate or stocks saying: l want to fight crime or find a cure for a disease by investing in real estate! the sole purpose or result of it is money.

Anyways the easiest one to get started in & the easiest to do is day trade stocks. There r a crap load of books either at the library or book store, read them & read about how the market works, it is no secret. then use ur knowledge to make money. You can also trade in currency & futures & options when u get better at it.
You can start off with as little as $500 & u do not have to run around like a chicken with it is head cut off doing paperwork & deeds & taxes & deals like real estate where u r trying to peddle ur brick box for people to buy. Stocks have a high liquidity as does foreign exchange.

You can practically do it from a laptop lying in bed instead of driving around & calling places like real estate owning ur own business. l know some people that play Call of Duty online on one computer while day trading on the other one. The smarter u are, the easier it is for you, real estate is for dumbasses u do not have to know that much but u have to run around a whole lot.

l can tell u deserve a real Porchse. And, u will need lots of help.

Let is start with spelling. You will need that in paragraph eleven (black tape part). It is P-O-R-S-C-H-E.
That was easy. Now, let is use my brains & ur desire to solve this little problem. You want that sexy German engineering, all the speed & sound, & mostly..you want to IMPRESS everyone!!!!

And yet, like me, u r broke. Unable to pay the $160,000 for a good used example, & the $1000 a month to keep it on the road, thanks to that reliable German technology.

But, it is So EASY, IF we just use our talent & imagination.

So, here we go.

First, go to Wal Mart & buy a cheap can of engine oil.

Next, drop in to the local Thrift Store, & & find an old used cassette with sound samples of racing cars.

Now, go to a Japanese restaurant (back alley dumpster) & grab a big already-opened tin noodle can. Take it home, & make a two inch hole in the middle of the unopened side.

Almost done. Get some cheap black tape from the dollar store.

Finally, buy a pre-owned 1989 tempo for $500. Make absolutely certain it is the automatic version with a cassette deck.

Ok, just fit the noodle can over the rear tailpipe, carefully cut some thin strip letters from the black tape to spell ''Porsche 911 Turbo'' & stick them on the appropriate car panels, plug in the car-sounds cassette, crank the volume & cruise!!

(Do not forget to dump some of Wal Mart oil on ur exhaust manifold for that Porsche trademark ''air cooled smoking''). Or, if u were hoping for a newer water cooled twin turbo, only use half the amount of oil).

Shift the automatic into neutral on hills so u can let it roll back when the light changes..., & everyone thinks u have a manual!!!!!

Now to REALLY impress everyone.

Find a school zone that connects with a playground beside a hospital & police station. At lunch time, take a ten block run to get up to full speed. Even the Tempo should be able to get up to 80 MPH or so by then, & everyone will be going so slow in the speed zones that u will look like a ROCKET SHIP!!! Be sure to force it into second as u reach the highest density of people & traffic. VRRUMM!!!!

The Tempo will be slow enough that the cops will eventually catch you, & there u r looking so cool at the side of the road getting that felony speeding citation. Everyone will be so impressed that they will really believe u have a racing Porsche, just like the one in Gumball 3000 that made the news.

Wow.

All for $500.

As a bonus, the Tempo will outlast a real Porsche, not cost u $5000 every six months for Hans to adjust the valves & reseal all the recurring oil leaks, get better gas mileage, fit more people, be cheaper to insure, and...

BONUS!! u can change the tape to have a Ferarri for the weekend! (Just buy an extra cassette tape and. do not use the oil).

Have you considered a BMW M3? Great cars that l feel are a big bang for your buck! Much more reasonably priced than the Porsche and more reliable.........

its porsche

n try looking for a used one online then get a loan

lol ken u almost made me pee on my pants
and whats ur question if u cant affors a car jus t walk man it will b good for u u will get fit and healty
in my opinions porsche aint that great l love my corvettes l have 2 and l beat porsche 911 all the time